Made & Born In The U.S.A.
Birthers evidently will not let up on their accusations that Obama was not born in the good old U. S. of A. Now Arizona is proposing legislation that would require that anyone aspiring to sit in the Oval Office must submit proof that he or she was born in the U.S. A. ( it's a wonder that they are not proposing that the candidate must also prove that they have allegiance to that great desert in the west a.k.a. Arizona). To prevent future attacks against people with funny names and a foreign born parent, who desire to take the oath of President of the United States, it's time that we eliminate paper birth certificates which are subject to wear and tear and God forbid, alteration. I am writing my Congressman and my two Senators that legislation needs to be introduced that will require embedding in every child born in the United States, a chip which certifies that he or she is a genuine American. This is done with dogs to certify that they are thoroughbreds, so why not humans. Additionally, if the parents can prove that the child was conceived in the United States, the chip would also certify that the baby was made in the United States. Of course the danger in this labeling is that suddenly we would be faced with two classes of citizens, Made & Born In The U.S.A. and merely Born In The U.S.A. The Made & Born In The U.S.A candidate would probably have a distinct advantage over the lowly Born In The U.S.A. candidate. Not to worry, since it is getting next to impossible to find products carrying the label, Made In The U.S.A., I'm sure that it won't be long before outsourcing conception will be the way to go. The Made & Born in the U.S. A. citizens would then enjoy minority status and as such would be entitled to special privleges such as most favored status in elections.