Q: Why do the New York Yankees insist on treating " God Bless America" as the national anthem?
A: Because King George the Steinbrenner deemed it so.
Q: Why does the Pope lecture the world about the ills of "new capitalism"?
A: To cover up " old totalitarianism" in the church.
Q: Why did Wolf Blitzer say that Barack Obama is the first African-American president to visit an African nation? Were there some previous African - American presidents?
A: Of course not but as Mr. Blitzer explained , Barack Obama, the first African- American President is visiting an African Nation.
Q: Why can't Eric Wedge, the Cleveland Indians manager, make up his mind as to grow a beard or not?
A: He can't make up his mind about anything,least of all his lineup.
Q: Who are the people questioning whether they will buy a General Motors car again?
A: GM retirees. They don't like the 61% government stake in GM! They do like the government saving their pensions.
Did I answer correctly? Who said this was quiz? Besides I used crib notes.