Not funny Mitt

"No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised." - Willard Mitt Romney

So no one ever asked to see Mitt Romney's birth certificate. Hard to believe. I've been asked to produce mine a number of times. In fact, if you apply for a marriage license, most states require proof of identification. Proof of identification and a birth certificate go hand in hand. Did Mitt and Ann come up with some other gimmick. Oh, I forgot - they are members of an elite group whose identity is not subject to proof.

Of course I'm speaking for the 99 per centers. 1 per centers could very well have found some loop hole when it comes to proving who they are. In reality, Romney is still trying to prove who he is - not much luck so far. Only kidding Willard, I mean Mitt - you have to inject a little humor in a campaign, I know you understand, you said so. By the way Mr. Romney, a low blow is rarely humorous. If you've ever been kicked in the balls, you know what I mean. Forgive me, I forgot that you have no caglione. If you had balls,  you would recognize  birthers for what they are - racists.