An itch is a bitch when there’s a glitch in the cure cooked up by a witch with some crap from a ditch.
An itch will get worse with a pitch by the rich that their taxes should be zilch.
An itch for a fight may get you a stitch.
An itch without Benadryl is like a wagon without a hitch.
And then there are blog posts which are grounds for a lynch!