Pass The Benadryl

An itch is a bitch when there’s a glitch in the cure cooked up by a witch  with some crap from a ditch.

An itch will get worse with a pitch by the rich that their taxes should be zilch.

An itch for a fight  may get you a stitch.

An itch without Benadryl is like a wagon without a hitch.

And then there are blog posts which are grounds for a lynch!