Relief For Drought Stricken Texans

Just in time for the 4th
Every red blooded American will celebrating Independence Day. Most celebrations will culminate with fireworks except in Texas where the drought has led to restrictions on fireworks displays. If the local authorities do not permit pyrotechnics, Texans do have an alternative. Thanks to American ingenuity and Trojan, they will be able to make their own fireworks and save $2 in the process. My research has not determined whether or not the pictured kits bear the Made-In-China label. If they do and were produced in some shoddy slave labor shop, July 4 may be the birth date of a slew of slanty eyed Texans.

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