12/28/10

According To Tony

In an effort to maximize income, Joe The Plumber has been hired by Wall Street firms to plug the leak that results in trickle down economics? If Joe The Plumber is not successful, Han Bricker , of dyke leak fame, will be asked to use his finger to plug the leak. Unfortunately, Hans does not like playing second fiddle and gave the finger to Wall Street. As a last resort , Wall Street will ask The Supreme Court to rule on the constitutionality of trickle down economics. If its friends on the Court screw up and rule that trickle down is constitutional, Wall Street is prepared to launch a campaign to make " let them eat cake economics" the law of the land. The incoming Speaker , John Boehner - R (Ohio), tearfully announced that a" let them eat cake economics"  bill will be fast tracked in The House that Wall Street bought.

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