4/27/09

Today's Headlines

Swine Flu Spreads From Mexico To The United States- was this part of NAFTA?
Doctor Shortage Hampers Obama's Health Care Initiative - I didn't know that we needed a doctor to heal a broken health care system. But then again they broke it in the first place!
Geithner Forged Strong Ties With Wall Street Executives - during his time as President of the New York Federal Reserve Geithner got very chummy with Wall Street executives. Am I supposed to be shocked? Who else could understand his finance talk.
More Atheists Shout It From the Rooftops - That's all we need, another movement. Gay movements, pro-life movements, right to life movements, civil rights movements, green earth movements, atheist movements. How about an agnostic movement? Pass the Imodium.
Ellsbury Steals Home As BoSox Sweep Yanks - Whose home did he steal? The Yankees deserve to be swept, they stink!

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