It's A Jungle Out There!
A man was shot in the parking lot after a San Francisco 49’ers pre-season game last night. He apparently evoked someone’s anger by wearing a T-shirt which displayed some derogatory words about the 49’ers. It would appear the gun wielder was exercising his Second Amendment rights. If one carries a gun, it follows that he has a right to use it. I’m not quite sure what the authorities will do with him. Any fool knows it was self-defense and God knows we are fools for allowing a liberal interpretation of Second Amendment rights. Consider this. How dare anyone take advantage of the First Amendment by exercising his right to free speech in a manner that could anger a gun toting proponent of the rights guaranteed by the Second Amendment? What a dilemma! There is a problem here, and it will best be solved by everyone going through their inventory of T-shirts and discarding all but the ones proclaiming the right to bear arms. Better yet, do not wear T-shirts with any message whatsoever. It’s a jungle out there - watch your ass! I hope no one takes offense to this post. If so, please delete it, not me! The high primal still needs me.