On Urinating

It was raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock when Joe the Loser set out, full of piss and vinegar, to apply for a five hundred dollar loan. At the bank ,Joe the Loser was ready to sign for the loan when the banker suddenly asked if he had any collateral. Joe the Loser explained that he didn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. The banker replied with a smirk, “I thought you looked piss-poor ”. Joe the Loser told the banker to go piss up a rope , went to the saloon next door and got pissed to the gills. The next day the local paper’s lead story was about a bank robbery. Police described the bank robber as inebriated with piss stained pants. They couldn’t explain why in addition to five hundred dollars , a large pot from the bank president’s office was stolen. My guess is that Joe the Loser got his loan and a pot to piss in besides.